Sweet Distractions (2):

 

It was early in the evening and most Parisians – at least the wealthy – prepared themselves for rendezvous at various opera houses, theaters or high class establishments for a night of decadence and pleasure. Of course, the city was still relatively high from the mysterious Russian princess who had graced them with her presence at the ball two weeks ago. The media had had a frenzy covering the story and it seemed like no news network or newspaper was free from the dazzling picture of the blond female. Everyone wanted to know who she was, where she slept, how she ate, her favorite nightspots, but most importantly, her heritage and lineage. Parisians are always particular about such things.

 

Unfortunately for the trio responsible for this debacle – in this case Albert de Morcerf who had been the ringleader – had been completely unprepared for the onslaught of invitations and telephone calls from other high-ranking members of society who all sought to have the Princess Francine as a guest to their fantastic or ostentatious mansions or chateaus. But we shall leave young Albert and his helper, Eugenie Danglars, as they try to make sense of the piles of letters, bouquets of flowers and marriage offers to turn our attention to the aforementioned princess.

 

Franz d’Epinay was dressed – thankfully- in his evening wear which consisted of a casual silk print dress shirt and dark pants that fit his lean body perfectly. As he stepped out of the taxi, making sure he tipped the driver generously, he ran fingers through his blond hair and eyed the building before him warily. He was definitely not looking forward to spending an evening with a group of older men all talking about matters regarding politics, money and power. But Beauchamp had invited him and he couldn’t say no – besides, a part of him was still upset at his decision to dress up in a ball gown for his best friend and perhaps he felt that coming out tonight would help to ease his mind.

 

“Baron d’Epinay,” he announced quietly as he allowed the door man to usher him into the exclusive building. Although it had been dark outside, it was even gloomier once they stepped into the lobby. The thick red carpet beneath him silenced his footsteps as the rich smell of expensive cigars and perfume assailed his senses. Soft, soothing music from a piano was being played in the lounge and as Franz was led deeper into the large room, he allowed himself to steal quick glances at the rather large portraits of the founding fathers and current members of the club. He swallowed tightly as he saw the image of his father. General Flavien de Quesnel looked resplendent and regal in his portrait and although Franz would have loved to spend another minute staring at it, he was quickly hailed by his friend, the journalist.

 

“Franz! Welcome,” Beauchamp greeted with a warm smile. As expected, his camera was hung around his neck always at the ready to take a picture for the latest scoop or story for his paper. “I was beginning to think you were going to chicken out on me.”

 

“I’m here, aren’t I?” Franz replied with a matching smile as he accepted the firm handshake. He blinked as he noticed the undeniable shock of orange hair and then found himself flushing at the memory of Lucien Debray’s whispered but candid words in his ear on the night of the dance. That perverted creep! “What’s he doing here?”

 

If Beauchamp noticed the sharpness of the question, he made no sign of it; instead, he gave the blond a passing flute of wine and a cigar. “Lucien? He’s a member, didn’t I tell you?”

 

“No…but then again, I shouldn’t be surprised, should I? Lucien does know how to get into all the secret clubs in Paris.”

 

“That he does…oh, let’s go, I think the meeting is about to start.”

 

They waved lightly at the private secretary who had spotted them as they made their way into the rather cozy banquet hall. There must have been about fifty men, all in their late forties or older, talking amongst themselves in hushed or confidential whispers. Franz, being the only heir to the great General, was recognized by a few of his father’s friends and soon found himself engaged in conversation with them. This was of course, a welcome reprieve and distraction from any thoughts or concerns about being recognized by anyone.

 

 

*

 

The meeting was over much quicker than they had expected and now the three young men found themselves sitting in the coffee room, feeling rather lazy after such a sumptuous dinner featuring a combination of French and Oriental cuisine. Franz idly watched the tendrils of smoke from his cigar, barely listening to the conversation between his two friends. He could feel himself getting sleepy and wondered briefly if the rumors about the club dealing with illegal drugs were actually true – not that he would be surprised by that. However, it still didn’t stop him from feeling incredibly languid and lethargic. He was sure that at some point, he had hallucinations of girls dressed in the skimpiest of outfits suddenly appearing from nowhere to entertain him.

 

They were pretty…but a part of him felt that he had even been prettier as the princess. Dear gods, what a silly thought. The smoke must really be getting to his head.

 

And Albert had liked it very much, he thought again, feeling a smile come to his lips as the memory of dancing with his best friend on the portico came to mind. He could still feel Albert’s strong body against his – could still inhale that heady combination of Albert’s vanilla scented shampoo and the exotic smell of his perfume. He could still feel Albert’s arm around his waist…his hand upon his hip and at one point; the cheeky bastard had even dared to caress Franz’s rear! But oh to feel Albert’s heartbeat against his…to feel those lips whisper softly into his hair, the warm breath along the delicate skin of his neck and…

 

“Keep drooling like that and you’ll scare away the women, Franz,” Lucien teased as he stared at his friend’s dazed countenance. “What’s with you? You look like you’re in love.”

 

“Wha…what?” Franz sat upright – the accusation doing more to clear his befuddled mind than any douse of cold water could have done. “What on earth do you mean?”

 

“Aah, no need to hide it, my dear Franz,” the Debray continued mercilessly. He moved closer to the blond and nudged him with a wink. “So who’s the lucky girl?”

 

“Girl…?”

 

“Or dare I say woman! We all know you go for the older ones, you lucky bastard you!”

 

Franz suffered the ruffling of his hair, trying desperately to stop his cheeks from becoming too red. “I am not in love with anyone…”

 

But Lucien was not listening. “As for me,” the man continued with a dramatic sigh. “I am unlucky in love, my friend.”

 

“How so?” Beauchamp asked in amusement.

 

“How so indeed, why I do believe a young princess has stolen my heart and has taken it to Russia! Oh, what I would do to spend another moment in the presence of dear Princess Francine!”

 

Franz, who had reached for his cup of coffee, choked into it and had to pound his chest repeatedly for a few seconds. Unfortunately, it seemed like Lucien wasn’t quite done lamenting his woes to the world.

 

“Her hair like flaxen locks of gold, her eyes! So beautiful in the moonlight! Her skin…oh, to touch her…her lips…if I could steal just one kiss from those dainty pink lips, I would die a happy man.”

 

Franz tried to control his shudder, while finding interest in the group of men playing poker a few tables away. Heavens, he had thought Lucien was joking on that night, but it really seemed like his friend had actually…well…fallen for Franz himself! So agitated was he in this new found development that he failed to notice the sharp look given to him by the ever observant Beauchamp.

 

“Come now, Lucien,” the journalist said with a laugh. “I’m sure the Princess was left with a favorable opinion of you. Who can resist your…charm and wit?”

 

“Do you really think so, Beauchamp? You are not giving me false hope now, are you? I have tried to contact Albert many times, but he either glares at me or ignores me and I swear at one time he almost challenged me to a duel when I vowed to hunt the princess down and make her mine! What a hot-headed young man he is. He acts like a jealous husband!”

 

Franz’s cheeks flared with color and he squirmed in his seat, wondering if he was ever going to get out of this situation.

 

“You should have a talk with your friend, Franz,” Lucien chided with a snort. “I do have a good mind to take up his challenge…”

 

“You won’t!” Franz cried out in surprise as he spun around quickly.

 

Beauchamp and Debray eyed his flushed countenance with slight concern. The young blond looked…feverish for some reason.

 

“Is…everything okay, Franz? You do know that I was only kidding…”

 

“You look pale, Franz…”

 

“I think I should be going now,” came the hurried reply as Franz rose to his feet quickly. “I think I do need to get some rest. It has been a rather long day.”

 

“Of…of course,” Lucien agreed with a warm smile. “I will escort you home…”

 

“No!” He cleared his throat and appeased their surprised looks by lowering his tone. “No, you don’t have to do that. I will make it home on my own.”

 

He barely gave his friends a chance to say their proper goodbyes before making his way out of the club at a brisk pace. Once outside, he groaned and held his pounding head between his hands. Albert had never told him about any of that. Of course he knew about the mails and invitations he had been receiving but his supposed good friend had never once mentioned Lucien’s adamant advances or the fact that things had gotten this far between them.

 

To think that two men would duel over him!

 

He lowered his hands and bit his lower lip, a sudden thought occurring to him. If he didn’t know any better, he was sure that Albert had begun to act a bit different towards him. Oh, the changes weren’t that drastic, but Franz had noticed that Albert didn’t stay in his presence for too long and had not come to their hideout since the ball itself. Of course it wasn’t unusual for Albert to be away for such a long time, but there had always been a reasonable explanation for his absence. So what was Albert’s excuse now?  

 

Despite the current situation, however, Franz knew for a fact that something had happened between them that night and to his growing confusion, he had no idea of what to do now.

 

How could he ask Albert about his feelings when he himself was still afraid to admit his?

 

He groaned again in misery, ignoring the taxi that had pulled up to the curb as he began to walk along the sidewalk with hands buried deep within his pockets. He knew he had urges of the sexual kind – after all being around older women who wished to sleep with him on more than one occasion had accustomed him to the workings of the opposite sex. He had bragged to Albert about his experiences with women before. He could talk about the various places on her body that could make her feel good enough to scream with utter pleasure. He felt comfortable in knowing that he could do those sorts of things to a female and was proud of that. So how then was one to explain these same urges for a member of his sex and not just any male…but for a friend he has known for almost ten years! It was nothing short of humiliating!

 

Of course getting dressed in a ball gown was on a whole other level of humiliation.

 

So why had he done it? He had assumed it was only to make Albert happy but a part of Franz knew that he had done it for much more personal reasons. If he hadn’t become Francine, he would never have danced with Albert like that. If he hadn’t been Francine, he would have never felt Albert’s jealousy or possessiveness. Did this mean that even Albert had fallen in love with the persona he had helped create? It was more than likely and that knowledge only did more to send Franz into a melancholy mood. He had hoped that maybe Albert would have gotten an inkling of his real feelings for him – to perhaps show that these nervous flutter in his stomach at the sight of his best friend weren’t just a trick of nature or that the rapid beating of his heart whenever Albert was near was no longer a thing to be denied.

 

Maybe…maybe I am in love with him. How bloody ironic.

 

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Albert de Morcerf sighed softly to himself as he passed beneath yet another electronic screen featuring a discussion about the princess of Russia. His footsteps felt even heavier than before and as he approached the building, he found himself trying to control his shallow breathing yet again. He chided himself sternly, telling himself that feeling this way about his best friend was just…well…normal. Of course he had a right to be possessive over Franz’s affections. He had known the blond the longest – had seen Franz cry (something the younger teen was rather ashamed to admit in public) and had no problems breaking down before him either. They had spent many sleepovers together, played together, had tons of fun together, so yes, he did have a right to be protective of Franz. Franz was his best friend and no one else’s.

 

He growled as he remembered Lucien’s phone call earlier in the day, his hand tightening upon the strap of the bag he carried. That perverted secretary just didn’t know when to give it up, did he? He had thought that Lucien was interested in older women. Why in the world would he want to be with Francine?!

 

Are you sure you don’t know why, Albert? A voice teased within him, causing his cheeks to darken with color.

 

He was almost ashamed to admit that he did indeed have a reason for his ‘strange’ behavior. Why just remembering the way Franz had looked and felt in his arms was enough to have Albert’s stomach doing a series of nervous flip flops. They had danced on that portico, hardly stopping even when the music had faded away. They hadn’t cared much – just content to remain in each other’s embrace as they moved slowly to an unheard tune.

 

He could distinctly remember wishing that Franz could really be a girl so he could…

 

“Ah! What am I thinking?!” He ignored the few curious looks he received as he wailed in disbelief. He quickened his steps, flushing darkly at his wandering thoughts. But no matter how many times he tried to stop himself from imagining it, he could stop the images from coming to his mind! He would lean closer and then…and then he would steal a little kiss. That’s all. There was no harm in it and if he was lucky, Franz would laugh it off and they would both consider it just a joke.

 

Just a joke, he thought with a heavy heart as he began to walk up the stairs. So why am I not laughing?

 

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Franz stopped and blinked at the building before him, wondering how he had managed to walk all the way to the hideout instead of his home. He glanced at his watch and winced. There was no point going that way now. He might as well sleep here for the night. He walked up the stairs with slow and steady steps, his mind already beginning to shut down for the day as he dreamt of his futon and warm blanket. How he wished Albert would stop by…at least for a few minutes…

 

“Huh?”

 

Bewildered brown eyes met surprised blue ones and they stared at each other almost comically for a long minute. As if on cue, they both cried out at the same time,

 

“What are you doing here?!”

 

Franz was the first to recover as he walked up the last stair to stare at his kneeling friend. It looked like Albert had been packing up a few things. “Shouldn’t I be asking you that? You haven’t been here in almost two weeks and all of a sudden you come here to…is that my shirt?”

 

He made a move to grab it out of his thieving friend’s hand, but Albert snatched it away just as quickly. “For your information, I was just dropping off your fan mail.” He pointed towards the desk, while stuffing the shirt into a bag. “I can’t get them to stop writing you.”

 

“You mean Francine,” Franz muttered with a small smile that didn’t quite reach his eyes. His look was almost accusing and Albert tightened his jaw before turning away with a slight huff. He could feel the butterflies within his stomach again and he cursed softly.

 

“What difference does it make now? You are obviously popular…”

 

“So why do you sound so angry?”

 

“Angry? Me, angry? Why should I be angry?” Albert replied, his voice sounding much louder than he would have wanted, hardly aware of the dark pink stain on his cheeks. “I don’t care if you have a fan club…!”

 

“Then you wouldn’t care if I dressed up again as Francine and go court all the many men who want me…or maybe I should take up Lucien’s offer.”

 

Albert’s eyes flashed with something akin to pain for a moment but he could only open and shut his mouth for a few seconds as he met the daring look in the blond’s eyes. Finally, he took a deep breath and replied tightly. “You wouldn’t.”

 

“Oh, wouldn’t I?” Franz replied with a smirk. “Do you know where I was tonight?”

 

“The Club…”

 

“Yes, The Club and do you know who was there?”

 

Albert’s jaw worked for a minute and his hands tightened on the strap of the bag. “Beauchamp…and…and…”

 

Franz nodded at the unspoken name, his smirk widening as he realized he was finally getting under his friend’s skin. A part of him warned him to stop with the deliberate goading, but yet, he wanted to know just how much Albert felt for him…not Francine, but for him.

 

“Lucien,” he said out loud. He walked up to the desk and lifted the bouquet of roses, inhaling it with a small smile. He noticed it was from some other Baron. “He was quite adamant and fervent about his feelings for me, Albert. Goodness, it was taking all of my strength not to confess that I was Francine! He really must be in love with me.”

 

He stole a glance over his shoulder wondering about the silence that greeted his statement. He wasn’t sure of what he had been expecting, but it definitely wasn’t the obvious look of barely concealed anger on Albert’s visage.

 

Maybe he was taking this a bit too far.

 

“I’ll duel him,” Albert finally muttered tightly. “I swear I’ll fight with him if he dares lay a hand on you.”

 

Franz could feel his heartbeat quickening again and was grateful that the flowers were hiding his flushed cheeks from view.

 

“And why should you care? After all, you are only fighting for the princess and not…”

 

“I don’t care!” Albert cried out as he took two long strides towards his friend and placed his hands upon Franz’s shoulders to force their gazes to meet. Neither was aware of how shallow their breathing had become but they were quite aware of how close they were and how utterly fascinating their mouths had suddenly become.

 

“You…you don’t?” Franz managed to squeak out breathlessly while staring as if hypnotized at Albert’s full lips. “But you will be fighting for Francine…won’t you?”

 

“No, you dolt,” Albert replied thickly as he closed the distance between them by resting his heated forehead against Franz’s. The hands on Franz’s shoulders seemed to tremble a little and they soon clutched the soft cloth tightly as if afraid to let go.

 

“Do…do you know what you are doing?” Franz whispered, almost afraid to breathe as he felt Albert’s warm breath upon his nose, cheeks and mouth. “Albert…I’m…I’m not…”

 

“I know,” came the words which almost sounded like a groan. “I know you aren’t a girl, Franz, why do you think I’m still going to do this anyway?”

 

“Al…Albert…have you even kiss…?” But any words he might have said were soon lost in the soft pressure of his friend’s lips against his. Franz’s eyes widened in disbelief, his entire being trembling at the contact he had only imagined in his wildest dreams. His heart pounded so painfully within his chest, he was afraid it would burst right through and fall to the ground. His knees shook with the enormity of his emotions – gratitude, happiness and downright pleasure at how ‘sweet’ Albert tasted. He could feel the undeniable tightness in his pants and he arched closer to press himself against Albert – perhaps hoping it would ease the ache. With a soft moan, Franz allowed his lashes to drift shut as he parted his lips and darted out a tongue to tease…

 

“Ooh…!” Albert pulled away so quickly that Franz almost lost his footing. He blinked in disbelief at his friend, who was a bright beet red with a hand slapped over his mouth. Their bodies still heaved with their rapid intake of breath both trying desperately to stop the heady rush of heat that had flowed through them in that all too brief moment.

 

Finally, Albert found his voice and shrieked out almost childishly. “I…I…why did you have to use your tongue?! That…that wasn’t a part of it!”

 

Franz stared at the flustered teen for a moment longer. He stared at the wide blue eyes which looked oh so innocent and wide with shock, looked at the swollen lips which were still moving as the boy continued to complain and it became simply too much for the blond to take. He slapped a hand over his mouth and tried to stop the giggles that were beginning to rise to the surface. Albert tried to pout and ended up looking even more adorable – at least to Franz – and no longer able to hold it in, the blond fell into a chair and laughed out long and hard.

 

“Al…Albert…you idiot!” he gasped helplessly, wiping the tears from his eyes. “Ah, I love you.”

Funny how natural those three words had come out despite his earlier trepidations and worry. Yes, he did love this adorable fool, who was now trying to grab him in a headlock and as he willingly joined in the mock wrestling match, he smiled softly to himself while listening to Albert reciprocate the sentiment in a breathless whisper.