How Loud Would Yuuri Be?

Wolfram tapped his fingers restlessly on the table, his green eyes concentrated on the movements outside the window and below him on the palace grounds. Yuuri (the wimp) was out there playing that moronic sport called baseball with Conrad again. With a sullen pout, the blond lay his head on the table, trying to ignore the happy cries that drifted to him as Yuuri hit yet another ‘home run’. He would have rather died than admit that he was curious about the game or that he wanted to join them or that he wanted to find out what was so fun about hitting a ball with a stick.

However, Wolfram was sure that there were plenty of other games they could play…not that he was into playing games himself…but if doing such things would make The Wimp like him a bit more, then he was all for it.

But what kind of game could they play?

He bit his lower lip and tried to think of something. But to his chagrin, he discovered that he had no idea as to what sort of things would interest Yuuri! The only ‘games’ he had played involved wielding his sword and swinging it at the enemy. He doubted Yuuri would join him. I mean, it was bad enough that the Maou couldn’t even handle Morgif, so how well would he fare in a real sword fight?

Yuuri screamed again in delight and Wolfram groaned and tried to close his ears. But try as hard as he might, he couldn’t stop himself from the sudden (and quite random) thought that filled his mind. How would Yuuri sound when moaning in the confines of his bedroom?

Wolfram felt his cheeks darken with color. He had once overheard his mother making those ‘noises’ one night when he shouldn’t have. He had run back to bed feeling embarrassed at having heard such a thing and he didn’t need a scientist to tell him that she was having some ‘fun’ with herself.

So how would Yuuri sound if he was in that position?

Wolfram figured that Yuuri would be as loud as he was a fast talker. Sometimes it was incredibly hard to keep up with the Maou whenever he got agitated and Wolfram would find himself staring at Yuuri’s mouth as it moved instead of focusing on the discussion at hand. It was quite the welcome distraction.

“So if he’s moaning,” he whispered to himself as he closed his eyes and imagined Yuuri locked away in his bedroom in nothing but his birthday suit. “It should sound a little something like this…aaah…oooh…”

His hands began to move beneath the table…towards his thighs…between his thighs. His moans gathered in momentum. He could really see Yuuri now…drenched in sweat…crying out loud…

“AAh!! OOOh! AHHH! OOOH! AAAH! OOOHH! NAAAAHH! OOHOO! AAAH! OHHH! AAAAAHHH! OH!”

…arching that slender body off the bed…looking at him with those dark, dark beautiful eyes…oh Yuuri…Yuuri…YUUURI!

“WOLFRAM?! ARE YOU OKAY?!”

The door to the study burst open with a loud bang and standing at the doorway was Yuuri, Conrad and Gunter all looking concerned as they took in the red-faced blond, who was in turn staring at them with a mixture of horror and growing embarrassment. Never was he so grateful for the table which hid his shameful act from their view.

“Wolfram…” Yuuri began, blinking in confusion as he walked closer. “Are you okay? You look all red in the face. You don’t have a fever do you…?”

“I’m…I’m…” Oh how humiliating was this? He refused to move from his position, remaining as stiff as a board for fear that his current state would be made evident. Instead he shook his head rapidly and managed a weak smile. “I’m fine. Don’t worry about me.”

“Do you want to come play with us?” Yuuri offered with a smile. “You can play second base…”

“I don’t want to play your stupid game!” Wolfram retorted and turned his face away in dismissal. “It’s a game for wimps anyway.”

Please go away. Please go away. Please for the love of all things good. Just.Go.Away!

“Awww but…” Yuuri would have continued if it wasn’t for Conrad’s hand on his shoulder and a small nod from the older man. Finally understanding that Wolfram wanted to be alone, Yuuri backed away from his petulant fiancé.

“All right, but if you want to join us, you know you can,” he offered as he was dragged away. “We’ll have an open spot for you!”

The door closed behind them with yet another bang and Wolfram finally let out a small whoosh of air in relief. He relaxed his tense muscles and closed his eyes as a soft smile came to his lips.

Yes, there was no denying it now. Yuuri would definitely be that loud in bed….WHEN that day finally came to fruition.




~End~