Title: Tail Daters 3/4

Author: Kiya Sama

Email: kiyasama@yahoo.com

Pairings: 2+1+2

Warnings: Humor of the cracklicious kind. Take with a  grain of salt…okay, lots of salt!

Disclaimers: Do not own the Gundam Wing characters.

 

Tail Daters:

 

~  denotes person’s thoughts

[] denotes camera movements.

~ denotes thoughts

 

This was based on the MTV show called ‘Tail Daters.’(No longer in progress) Where two couples are sent out on a blind date armed with instant message Sidekicks. In a trailer, which follows the couple wherever they go, are two friends representing each person. They get to watch the events of the date as they unfold and try to give advice to their respective friend on how to make the date much more interesting. At the end of the night, the couple has the option of either calling their friends to rescue them from their boring partner or to party in a waiting limousine and of course get to give their verdicts on whether or not they would like to meet the other person again for a second date.

 

Consider this ‘Blind Date’ with spectators.

 

DIRTY DANCING:

 

[Camera focuses inside limo, where Duo can be seen staring out the window, talking-a-mile a minute as Heero gives him a puzzled glance every other second.]

 

He is a hyperactive one, that’s for sure. Doesn’t he ever shut up? Although…he has a cute mouth and that kiss was quite go—

 

 “So, Heero, do you like dancing?” Duo asks as he turns back to smile at his partner. “Do you like clubs at all?”

 

Heero shrugs lightly. “I don’t go to such places. Never really had a need to.”

 

“Boy, he sure is Mr. Outgoing, isn’t he?” Hilde comments dryly. “Poor Duo…stuck with a robot…”

 

::Duo’s Sidekick:: I FEEL FOR YOU, ROMEO. BUT KEEP IT UP!

 

Duo sighs.  I am trying my best, Hilde. 

 

He perks up as he notices approaching building. “Cool! We’re here!”

 

[Zoom in to limousine pulling up to the front of nightclub called the ‘Velvet Room’. Couples, mostly made up of guys, are standing outside as curious looks are thrown towards the new arrivals. Duo is seen with impossible grin on features as he steps out of car, tugging a rather reluctant Heero along with him. Perhaps, due to the cameras following them, they are ushered into the club without really waiting in line. Camera zooms in to darkened hallway. They make their way through several black shimmering curtains as loud thumping sounds of dance music fills the air. The noise is beginning to get louder and Duo has to lean closer to Heero to yell in his ear.]

 

“Let’s go downstairs!!!” He points towards crowded dance floor, failing to notice the small flash of worry that fills Heero’s visage at the thought of being so close to the other boy (and other people…but that’s a whole different story). But he is, unceremoniously, pulled down the stairs and in mere seconds, Duo has his arms draped upon the stiff shoulders with a winning grin on features.]

 

“Ever heard of the Lambada, Heero?!”

 

Hilde and the rest of the crew blink, before Wufei says softly. “Did…he…just…say…?”

 

“….the Lam…”

 

“….bada?!” Quatre finishes Trowa’s sentence as all four exchange glances in stunned silence. Two minutes later, Hilde snaps out from the daze and whoops in excitement. “Whoo hoo!! Finally! We get to see some naughty boy and boy action!!!”

 

::Duo’s Sidekick:: SHAKE YOUR MONEY MAKER, D-CHAN! MAKE HIM MELT!

 

::Heero’s Sidekick:: PLEASE TRY NOT TO SHOOT HIM. IT IS JUST A DANCE.

 

Trowa asks Wufei quickly. “Did you check him again for any hidden weapons?”

 

Wufei nods. “Although he could have hidden it somewhere I do not wish to think about right now.”

 

Heero scowls at message and flushes lightly as Duo presses himself closer to his body again. He feels a strange heat flow through his body and quickly attributes it to the temperature of the room. He desperately tries to remember the question asked and has to clear his throat, realizing he has to lean even closer to Duo to make his answer heard.

 

“Isn’t that the Forbidden Dance?!”

 

Duo nods enthusiastically as he begins to gyrate hips against Heero’s in a rather seductive and erotic manner. The normally stoic boy’s face turns a dull crimson and he finds himself placing his hands lightly on Duo’s hips. He seems hypnotized by the sparkling amethyst depths that seem to be laughing at him and the one thought that continues to fill his mind is…

 

::Heero’s Sidekick:: THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO MOVE YOUR DAMN FEET, HEERO!!

 

::Duo’s Sidekick:: IS HE HARD ENOUGH NOW?

 

This sends Duo laughing out loud and he lays his head upon Heero’s shoulder. The pulsating beat from music gets louder and faster sending many couples on the floor into frenzy. Duo smirks and thrusts lightly against Heero, causing the Japanese boy to gasp. Duo pulls away with mischievous wink and is quickly taken by another, rather intoxicated, man.

 

“Hey!! Don’t just stand there like a moron!” Hilde bellows. “Go get your date back!”

 

“Man…Duo is lucky I am not his date tonight,” Trowa muses, causing his companions to blink at him in surprise.

 

“Geez…who knew One-Eye here, had a thing for dirty dancing?” Hilde mutters beneath breath.

 

“You would be surprised by the kinds of things he likes.” Wufei smirks and is nudged by Trowa for his efforts.

 

Quatre slaps hand over mouth and points to screen. “Look! Heero’s going in for the kill!”

 

[Camera zooms in to Duo currently sandwiched between two other dancers. The trio moves in frenzied rhythm, the two men cheering the slighter boy between them with loud cheers. One of them begins to unravel Duo’s braid and the American doesn’t seem to mind. Heero is shown with a thunderous scowl on face.]

 

“Oh…he’s mad now!” Hilde exclaims with a wild chuckle. “Go, Duo! Make him go crazy!”

 

Wufei frowns. “Geez…why is he acting like a slut?”

 

“Duo is not a slut!” Quatre defends with a small huff. “He likes to have fun!”

 

“He likes to dance in the middle of two guys while his date is watching? What kind of fun is that?”

 

“At least he is trying to enjoy himself.”

 

“I have a damn good mind of telling Heero to walk out of there…”

 

Trowa interrupts by nudging his arm again. “Check it out, Wufei. Looks like Heero’s stepping in.”

 

Heero is clearly not very happy with the way things are going and he steps up to the dancing trio. He taps shoulder of one of the men. His visage sends a clear message and both men willingly step away with apologetic grins on faces. By this time, Duo’s long hair floats around his dancing body in waves and he shimmies up to Heero with wicked smirk on features. He pulls Heero closer with a finger on collar of his shirt and teases Heero’s lips with feather light kiss, before spinning around and placing the Heero’s hands on his hips. He presses body as close as possible against Heero, arching neck and closing eyes as their bodies begin to move in slow rhythm to loud music.

 

Heero’s thought. Why…why am I allowing this to happen to me?! But yet…I have never felt this wild intensity with anyone before…

 

Duo’s thought. He might have the personality of a stump, but he is solid. He smirks as he feels something nudge against his backside. Hmmm…looks like someone is happy to see me.

 

Hilde places hands over eyes and squeals. “Oh, my God! Oh, my God!”

 

“Is it just me or is it getting too hot in here? We need to pull those two apart before they start making out in the middle of the goddamn dance floor!” Wufei complains.

 

Quatre stops him as he is about to reach for Sidekick. “No! Let them end the night on their own terms.”

 

“Don’t you dare stop them!” Hilde commands, as she turns her attention on screen again. She fans herself with hands. “Whoo…it’s definitely getting hot in here.”

 

[Camera zooms in to shot of Heero and Duo’s erotic dance, both boys looking flushed and slightly dazed as they seem hypnotized by each other’s gaze. A close up shot of their molded hips, sends the four in the RV blushing and Wufei is seen reaching for Sidekick again, only to have it slapped away by Trowa.]

 

“Aarrgh! I can’t take this anymore!” Wufei cries out. “Damn it! They are this close to having sex in the middle of the dance floor. This is torture…”

 

Hilde smirks. “You are just wishing you were the one in Duo’s arms, aren’t you?”

 

Wufei shakes head vehemently as telltale spots of color fill cheeks. He gives up when the others burst out laughing as he glowers and sits sullen-looking on his seat.

 

Damn you, Heero!! And you too, Maxwell!

 

::Duo’s Sidekick:: KISS HIM NOW, DUO! AND A GOOD ONE TOO.

 

Duo spins around and wraps arms around Heero’s neck again as he thrusts a leg between Heero’s thighs, which in turn sends Heero tightening his grip around Duo’s waist. He doesn’t even bother trying to hide how aroused he is at this point and it seems like he is eager to see just what his imp of a date has in mind next.

 

“Hmmm….Heero…” Duo whispers huskily against the parted lips before him. “Let’s give those guys a kiss they will never forget, hmm?”

 

Heero’s eyes narrow as wicked glint fill their depths and with a smirk that makes him almost devilish, he swoops down and proceeds to show the four in the RV a whole new side to him.

 

Trowa and Wufei can only gape in astonishment.

 

Quatre briefly forgets his name and everything around him.

 

And Hilde promptly passes out with sensory overload.

 

 

 

Next Part: The AfterGlow!